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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Ut cum et non.

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

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share office space ...

So they tried

Loons and Moons

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

No way

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